Friday, August 24, 2012

Approximately 2.8 billion people suffer from this condition on a daily basis. Are you one of them?

hangry adj. (hay-n-gree) The condition that turns a sweet, lovable little lady into a monstrous eating machine who has no regards for those around her until satiated. A combination of the words hungry and angry.

This is a condition that I suffer from between the hours of 3:00 P.M. and 7 P.M. on a daily basis.

HOWEVER, I have found a cure!!

It all began when I acquired my newest obsession: The Magic Bullet.  This blender is THE BOMB Y'ALL!

I now have a smoothie every day of my life.  Not some sugar-loaded, turn you into a fat @$$ smoothie.  I mean a genuinely good-for-me, yummy-in-my-tummy, feed the beast smoothie.

What's that? You're dying to know what is in this magical concoction - Well, ok.  Here it is.  Now, hear me out - some of these things might make you throw up in your mouth a little.  GIVE THEM A CHANCE.  YOU CANNOT TASTE THEM. Don't be a baby.

Take your handy-dandy magic bullet and add the following:

  • 1/3 cup strawberries
  • 1/2 a banana
  • 1/3 cup greek yogurt (Protein! Yum!)
  • 1/3 cup orange juice (I would like to replace this with something less sugary, let me know if you have any awesome ideas)
  • 2 Tbs Flax Seed (You can leave this out if you want to save 70 calories and not poot all night, but it makes it more filling)
  • One small handful of ... this is the part you have to trust me on... spinach.
  • 2 packets of Stevia
  • Add ice to fill
Put the blender attachment on and blend it to smithereens.

The whole thing is about 250 calories.  More like 175 without the flax seed.

If you have any sort of blending apparatus, go make one immediately and save your friends the agony of dealing with your hangriness.

-Miss Land






1 comment:

  1. I love smoothies too, however I use a blender from the 80s to make mine. I just use greek yogurt, strawberries, and a banana in mine! Pretty yummy and it's great for a breakfast treat!

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